Един арабин в американското посолство

Arab in US embassy for visa

Consul : What is your name?

Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?

Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul:I mean, male or female?

Arab : Male, female and sometimes camel.

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man,........ isn't it hostile

Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul: Oh.......... dear!

Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fаst